Notes, Quotes, Jokes, Pokes, ‘n’ Anecdotes


Bimbo Weeps:

 I’m sittin’ alone in the moonlight,
At the Heartbreak Hotel Café,
Abandoned by women and men;
And here’s all I have to say,
“I’ll never eat garlic nor onions again —
Not till my dying day —
NOT if it drives possible friendships away;
While miraculously keeping romance at bay!”

By Stephany Spencer

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man-in-bed-with-three-women

Bimbo Notes:

One’s a plenty, two’s a crowd,
Three on the sidewalk is not allowed.”
Anonymous
(But have you ever noticed in “Big Love” they might
Be doing it behind your back — or closed doors?
Step on a crack and try to keep track!)
Stephany Spencer





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Bimbo Speaketh

Please, God, don’t let me be a fruitcake this Christmas;
I don’t want to be eaten by one either!
Stephany Spencer

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dog-on-computer

Online Dating

When it comes to online dating,
If yer lookin’ fer a mating,
The odds er good
That the goods er odd;
So “wrots of wruck” with yer mate-baiting!
I won’t be holding my bag waiting.
Stephany Spencer

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 Longing for a Soulmate No More

I used to long for a Soulmate,
But I don’t long anymore,
‘Cause I damn well know to my core
Who’d get stuck picking up after him …
And a whole lot more!

For that same reason,
In my “Golden-Sage” season,

I no longer dream of Mr. Wright
Nor a shining-armor knight;
I’ve learned that’s all fairytales –
That no one’s coming to save me;
For sure, no horny, hairy males!
And Stupid-Cupid least of all:
Cupid’s but Libido ‘n’ Nature
Having a ball.

Yes, at long last, I’ve come to see

My soulmate’s actually the other half of me;
And it’s well that this should be.
So I’ll leave my fate to God,
And what will be, we’ll see!

Stephany Spencer

 

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Me, Myself, ‘n’ I

Sittin’ alone in the moonlight,
I heard a lonesome cry;
It must have come from within;
There was only me, myself, ‘n’ I!

Then I chanced to ask it,”Why? Why?!”
Came the voice in soft reply:
“’Because, wherefore, ‘n’ therefore; That’s why!”
So I gathered myself up with a sigh,
To face the great by-and-by and cry,

Because, in reality, there could only be
Me, myself, ‘n’ I.
By Stephany Spencer
(Written at age 14)              

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Bimbo Speaks:

“Love may be blind,
but jealousy has binocular vision!”
Stephany Spencer



lady-with-the-hat

“Complacency may breed poor insight,
But envy sports telescopic hindsight!”
Stephany Spencer




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cartoon-dancer

Says Bimbo:

Who cares if four-inch heels
Give you bunions,
Backaches, ‘n’ achin’ feet?

What’s important is yer legs
Look long ‘n’ sleek,
And yer ankles slim ‘n’ petite!

Stephany Spencer

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cas-in-black-hat

 Bimbo Says: 

“There’s a vast amount of undeveloped territory
just below my fancy hat ‘n’ hairdo —
And right betwixt me ears too!”

Stephany Spencer

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mouse-minnnie

The Bimbo Class

My claim-to-fame is shoppin’,
Cause most parts of me
Are perfect ‘n’ hoppin’;

So if it’s all the same to you,
I’ll keep right on a-boppin’
In my fancy hat ’n’ updo;

Let the intellectuals study it,
If they want to —

And the undeveloped matter
Under it too!

But in “Alice, Through the Lookin’ Glass,
It didn’t matter where
The Mad Hatter had ‘er — nor ‘er class;
An’ it doesn’t matter a hair
To the hare, either, what I do
So don’t be a “hare-up-my-ass”!
(Well, did you expect better
Of the Bimbo class?!)
Stephany Spencer








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gray-hair

A Bimbo-Breakthrough:
Old age ain’t for sissies …
And neither is bein’ a woman — either!

        Stephany Spencer 

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