LOVELY LIVELY LIZARDS:
The Best Things in Life Are Free

I detest supporting lazy lizards –
Leeches, losers, Welfare abusers.
Socialism is Welfare for Users.
And it’s NOT free.

So loafing lizards,
Penniless-paupers,
Down-and-out dizzards,
Jump-start yer rump,
Produce some gump,
Use your gizzard,
Get off Welfare –
Be scissored!

A slogan
Humbly delivered:
  Be part of the solution,
Not Pollution Blizzard.

I LOVE living lizards literally! :)-
While loafers use Society,
These reptiles eat pests
That plague Humanity.
Plus their blood poisons
Lyme Ticks naturally …
Proving the best things in life
Truly are free!