
Poets for
Fred Morrow Plumbing:*
Savings on Sewer Sub-Meters –
They’ve installed hundreds of meter readers!
It’s a first class, first choice
Contractor’s corporation–
In my humble opinion
Best Plumbers in the nation
I hired Fred Morrow
So won’t be sorry tomorrow –
Did my homework
Now I’ll not repent in sorrow.
Morrow’s super Plumber Stal
In-stal-led my sewer sub-meter machine.
‘Twas some of the best work I’ve ever seen.
If you want a good job done overall,
Fred Morrow Plumbing’s the company to call.
Want to save, all-in-all?
Then don’t stall!
Call Fred Morrow services:
Save $$ plus time–
Time lost on disservices
‘Cause you can expect:
1- Best price in town yet.
2- No scams, shams, or sharks around.
3- The job done right when they hit your ground.
4- Savings on DWP’s secret sewer-service slam.
5- No-problem-no-fault City Inspection.
6- On-time arrival; job done to perfection.
Plus timely follow-ups from friendly Fred.
Now, with all that said,
Fred Morrow gets an “A”
In my grade-book today
For doing his homework
The old-fashioned way:
His company doesn’t shirk!
They get high marks
For first-class work!
Yes, Fred’s a leader–a keeper
His work ethics couldn’t be neater.
What’s more, Fred and his men
Are friendly, fit, and thin.
Don’t believe me?
Do your homework on DWP
Sewer Sub-Meter Regulations and see.
Interview the whole Plumbing lot
Recommended on Next Door and Yelp.
You’ll yell and cry, “Help!”
‘Cause you won’t get what I got
With Fred Morrow’s Plumbing
Whom I ultimately sought
Who started his company in 1970
And has many employees presently.
Hire this incredulous entity,
A plumbing company with integrity,
That’s been around for years–
A company that hasn’t left me
With problems and tears.
Hats off to Fred Morrow Plumbing
And a BIG round of cheers!
May this company be around
For many more years!
By Stephany Spencer-LeBaron
StephanySpencer.com
*NOTE:
Since I wrote this poem, Fred Morrow has retired,
so Fred Morrow Plumbing, as I knew it, no longer exists!
NOTE: I found the following book online. Am posting it here because a guy by the name of “Fred Morrow,” who owns “Fred Morrow Plumbing” – an attorney turned Plumber – I thought was one of the protagonists in this story.
After buying and reading the book on Kindle, I discovered my Google search had found the names “Fred” and “Morrow” in the novel and had somehow linked them with “Fred Morrow Plumbing,” the company I was doing research on.
But a coincidence: The protagonist in the book IS much like Fred Morrow. However, his name is “Nate Morrow,” he owns his own plumbing company, has high integrity — and the “Fred” in Pemberton’s novel, it turns out, is the protagonist Rita’s uncle!
I’m leaving this Book recommendation on my blog because I think anybody who knows Fred Morrow would find this book a fascinating read, to say the least!
See the book’s title and a clip from the novel listed below:
