Pushy Prez

Pushy Prez

I’m repelled by your
Attempts to screw me
Onto the Volunteers Board
Through arm twisting
And emotional blackmail.

‘Tis a wonder my arm
Is still in its socket
And I still in control of
My destiny and free will.

Badgering me will get you
Nothing but backpedaling —
My pedaling backwards
Away from you
As fast as pedals will wheel!